This is my first post

OK, 'm going to try to do everything that I make you do (I think it's only fair), so ...
.... 75 words about me ...
yeah, like that's going to happen ...
Anyway, I'm John. I live in Williamsburg, in Brooklyn. I'm old (about 107 years), and married (for about 50 years now) and have a one-year old daughter named Lily.

hmm ... this IS a crap assignment ... I'll try to do them better from now on ...

What brought me here to Access was my friend Michael. He RAVED about the school; said the kids were great, the principal was great, the teachers were great ... he was right. My last school was a really bad ... bad school in my nieghborhood (I can't say the name because I don't want to embarrass anyone, but it was bad), and I was kind of glad to leave.

That's 123 words. Well, more now. More like 126 .. well 130 or something now. Anyway you get the point.
That's a picture of my daughter. I love that fowak. You're going to have to upload one of yourself and/or family (and/or friends) this week. I'll show you how in class. It's pretty easy.